The earliest “expert” I remember was my first grade teacher who chided me for coloring trees and sky such bright “unrealistic” colors. Over and over she intoned, “Trees are green, tree trunks are brown, sky is blue.”
I guess she had never seen a sunset, or autumn foliage, and she was ignorantly unaware that tree trunks are different colors, mostly grey in the Texas Hill Country.
Education is awesome—but I eschew “experts.”
My son Luke used to get upset when a high school teacher, an expert in science, repeatedly informed the class that dogs could be trained—but they couldn’t think. Luke knew better. We had a half-collie named Esther. Our other dog, Shad, would stretch out in the middle of the couch so that Esther had no room at either end and would have to take the floor. One day Esther trotted over to the front door and barked. Shad launched himself off the couch in a frenzied attack mode. Esther calmly walked back to the couch and took Shad’s place. After that, whenever she wanted the couch, Esther repeated the performance. (Shad never learned.) Trained? I think not.
One dog training expert claimed dogs only have a seven-second memory. “Never say sit down,” this expert advised. “Just say sit, because by the time you get to down, the dog has forgotten the first word.” Really?
Our dog Angel Joy hasn’t seen Andy the coal man for three years. He’s a nice guy, but scares her to death because he’s so big. If we say Andy, or coal—or heaven forbid, Andy the coal man—our usually quiet, calm Angel Joy goes ballistic.
There are health experts who are overweight. There are education experts who have never taught a class. There are parenting experts who don’t have children. There are writing experts who give advice on how to write and market books—and their own books aren’t selling.
Wise people, and those knowledgeable in their fields are blessings, but I’ve learned to question “experts.”
Experts in Italian explorer Christopher Columbus’ day, the late 1400s and early 1500s, thought the world was flat and ships would fall off if they sailed too far. Columbus read in the Bible in Isaiah 40:22 that God “sits above the circle of the earth.” He reasoned that if God sits above the circle of the earth, the earth must be round. And the rest, as they say, is history.
When I need an expert, I’ll stick with that same God, the One who “made a law for the rain and a path for the thunderbolt.” (Job 28:36)
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Thanks, Stephanie Parker McKean, for this uplifting and entertaining article.
Thanks so much! You are much appreciated. Have an awesome day…every day…and may God bless you in all your ways.
Thanks, Victoria! Appreciate the encouragement. God bless.
A super post, Stephanie! I really enjoyed it. I am following you on WordPress and oddly, it doesn’t let me share to FB from here, but I’ll go to my usual link to do so. You are so on the button with these ‘experts’!!
Thanks, Val. You made my day. I haven’t found a button on your blog that lets me follow you directly, but I try to catch and read all your blogs. I’ve been off FB for a time – working on Miz Mike #8 and waiting for all the uproar over the election to clear. Tired of all the negative comments and posts. But I’ll be back next week. Looking forward to YOUR new book!