Here in Dunoon, Scotland, a lot of things are “across the water,” which means in Glasgow and the heavily populated areas between the two ferry landings and Glasgow. I don’t drive across the water.
There are several reasons I don’t drive across the water. Coming from the U.S., cars are driven on the wrong side of the road for me here in the UK, and I find roundabouts confusing and somewhat heart-stopping. Then there is my directional challenge, which I include in my soon-to-be-released new cozy mystery, “Signed to Death.” When my sisters and I were in school, we all learned that straight ahead is north, behind is south, east is right, and west is left. What this means for all three of us is that no matter where we go or in what direction we travel—we always face north.
We had to go across the water for a doctor’s appointment this week and instead of going to the main hospital building, we were sent to an adjoining building some distance away. There is no bus service from that building, nor were we able to reach a taxi company, so we asked the nurse for directions on how to get up to the main hospital building so we could catch a bus. I was on crutches. The nurse told us to go to the end of the corridor and take a little jog to the right, and go to the end of that corridor and through the double doors, and through a long glass corridor, and through some more double doors, and then turn right to the elevator. She said to push “3” on the elevator.
We never found the long glass corridor, but we did find the elevator. We got in. The doors shut. There was no “3” on the elevator. We tried to get out again. We couldn’t find a button that would open the doors. We tried every button on the panel—and finally—the doors opened and we skedaddled! We saw an outside path through the double doors next to the elevator. The path looked like it headed toward the main hospital building, so we went outside and followed it. It dead-ended behind the building. We went back to the double doors. They wouldn’t open from outside. So we took the outside steps, me clomping along on my crutches. We finally made it up to the taxi rank. The driver must have thought we were bonkers. We laughed all the way to the ferry.
I get lost, but God doesn’t. He keeps track of everything and everyone. Jesus said to God the Father, “Of those whom You gave Me I have lost none.” What a comfort to know that however hopelessly lost I am—God never gets lost—and He will never lose me.
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4 thoughts on “No Drive Zone”
Oh Steph, I so so know what you mean. I too am directionally challenged and although I wasn’t taught it, I relate every direction to the way I’m facing, so I’m nearly always wrong. I hope you found your appointment eventually my dear! You are an inspiration and I need to read your last book quickly before you produce a new one!!
HaHaHa….thanks, Val! I’m glad to know I’m not the only directionally challenged person. But you’ve travelled the world – so I think you do great! As for another book…”Signed to Death” will be out at the end of the week and has some of the same characters in it as “Thawed to Death.” It’s supposed to be funny, so I hope it is. I got a chuckle out of writing it…but I may have a warped sense of humor!
Well if your humour is warped, so is mine. I’m enjoying Thawed to Death very much!
Oh, thanks, Val! Overjoyed to hear that! “Signed to Death” was just released and has some of the same characters. It’s a standalone more than a series, but it is funny – at least to me!